i love how tumblr is a bunch of really intellectual activists who understand politics, religion, sexuality, and literature better than most of the human population
but put an exceptionally attractive British man in front of them and everyone is reduced to
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FACE SIR
UNF UNF UNF UNF GET NAKED IN MY BED NOW
THE NOISE I MADE WAS NOT HUMAN
The Walmart game.
I dont know if I can top that.
hold on I got this
i would totally get this.
this is my favourite post on tumblr
A car battery, jump leads and a pair of metallic nipple tassels.
Can we just take another look at this shot? When Loki, Odin and Thor are all shown in the same shot, Odin is always in the middle, with Thor on his right and Loki on the left. Loki is stood on the side with Odin’s good eye because he’s trying to get Odin to notice him, whilst Odin is blinded to him by Thor being the golden child.
Look at their expressions and body language too; Odin is looking straight ahead, but his left shoulder is ‘brought forward’, with his stance bringing the entire right side of his body closer to the camera, which could be a metaphor for him favouring Thor over Loki, given that he is physically leaning more towards Thor. Loki is also stood head-on, but he is looking at Odin, not straight ahead, whereas Thor has his body tilted to face the Allfather, but is looking to the right of the image; to Loki.
Look at Loki’s posture, his shoulders are slumped, giving him an almost defeated look. It could be interpreted that he’s given up trying to compete for Odin’s attention, but deep in his subconscious, he’s hoping that one day Odin will pay attention to him for a change.
Legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
- He said rape happens for a reason.
- When asked to try out veganism he made a big show of gagging on and spitting out a vegan steak that had been ordered for him.
- When he visited Anne Franks house, he wrote in the guest book that he hoped “she would have been a belieber”.
- He’s a spoiled little brat.
Not legit reasons to hate Justin Bieber:
- He looks ‘feminine’
- you think he’s gay
- His voice sounds ‘feminine’
Now, this gif always annoys me, because it shows up on my dash with comments like “omg this is the sexiest thing eva” and “men in suits hhhHHH” which is fair enough.
But this gif is a very poor example of a sexily suited man. His jacket is extremely ill fitted, as if it were made for a man four sizes up from him. His tie is crooked, too tight, and mis-lengthened. His shirt’s collar is the wrong size for him, and the way he buttons it makes it look as if he’s never done it before.
Here, ladies and gents, is how it is done.
For the new followers, this is why I made these gifs to begin with.
I can’t deal with that little miliary-esque hand cross at the end. Not only is it extremely attractive, but it shows how it’s not just the suit, but the attitude and the way you carry yourself that makes a fine suit shine.